Stay home. Seriously. Or bad things may happen.
Make sure to wear 3-D glasses and dress in blackwhen hauling your turkey.
Share the feast prep work.
Keep some butter in your freezer. Because you never know.Then kick back and listen to Alice's Restaurant.
("Kid, have you ever been arrested?")
Here endeth the lesson.
(NaBloPoMo day #23.)
2 comments:
I put an extra box of butter in the freezer in your honor.
seriously? alice's restaurant? "you can get / anything you want / at alice's reh-store-ahnt /bom bom bom"
i knew i liked you for a reason
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