November 23, 2007

How to Rock Thanksgiving

Stay home. Seriously. Or bad things may happen.


Make sure to wear 3-D glasses and dress in black
when hauling your turkey.

Share the feast prep work.


Keep some butter in your freezer. Because you never know.

Then kick back and listen to Alice's Restaurant.
("Kid, have you ever been arrested?")

Here endeth the lesson.

(NaBloPoMo day #23.)

2 comments:

Jenn said...

I put an extra box of butter in the freezer in your honor.

polka dot witch said...

seriously? alice's restaurant? "you can get / anything you want / at alice's reh-store-ahnt /bom bom bom"

i knew i liked you for a reason