Can't resist. Here are my answers:
III) SheWho's The Earth Will Turn Over, Paul Simon's Surprise, and the Barbra Streisand recording of Hello, Dolly!
IV) e (there's a reason I don't wear open-toe shoes)
V) a - Merman
b - the hills are alive
c - tintinitis
VI) d (Ryme Intrinseca)
VII) a (To Help the Monkey Cross the River)
Whatcha got, Michi?
Update: According to Michi's magical machine, the title of my poem is "The Merman Attempts To Cross the River." Hmmmm...