"Mommy, besides sea otter, what is your favorite animal? Land animal. And not another kind of otter."
Answering, "I don't know, honey, I don't really have a second favorite," will get me a scornful look and a few seconds to regroup before the question is asked again in a slightly different format.
Image via Nick, on FlickrYesterday brought a re-viewing of a favorite dino movie, which in turn led to this forced choice conversation:
D: "Mommy, if you had to be either a longneck or a T-rex, what would you be?"
Me: "Well, I guess I'd be the T-rex, because I'd probably win any fight, but I have to say I don't really like the idea of chomping on another dinosaur."
D (after a slight pause, and in a gentle tone of patient forbearance): "Mommy, if you were a T-rex, chomping on another dinosaur would be natural for you, so you wouldn't mind."
And then, thoughtfully, "Although they also have dangerous tails, so maybe you could do most of your damage that way."
(PS: thanks for the shoutout, MemeGrl!)