Porch Peaches Galore

It's porch peach season around here. What's a porch peach? I'll let Mr. D explain:

"A porch peach is a peach that's SO juicy,

you know there's no WAY you can NOT drip,

so you have to take it outside 

and eat it on the porch." (Bite.)

"This is definitely a porch peach."

(A reverent silence descends.)